YOU KNOW YOU PLAY TOO MUCH PERFECT WORLD WHEN

You have bought anything from the Item Mall.
You have bought everything in the Item Mall.
You have memorized the costs of teleporting from any town to a city to Archosaur.
You keep looking for a scantily clad Pops Fernandez look-alike so you can just teleport to where you're going IRL.
You know that Dragon City is Archosaur.
You know that Evil City is Beast City.
You can sense where Wei Xiaobao is.
You are in love with Hou Ren Xi.
You don't need Waypoints to find anything in the map.
You see going to work as Work Mode.
You don't work.
You see going to school as "Visiting the Education Master"
You don't go to school.
You can Transmit instead of Town Portal.
You like things that glow yellow.
You can interpret lines of squares as though it was a language.
You have learned to speak and read Chinese.
You see stray cats and think "Four Blunt Claws."
You know the street price of every DSQ in the market.
You know the street price of everything else that is not for DSQ.
You know what a DSQ is.
You know what HR, HOF, DV, SG, EPD, 7SK, and TW mean.
You can calculate the exchange rate of Gold to Yuan in your head but need a calculator to get 7 x 8 (It's 56).
You ask girls to snuggle in public so you can "Increase your vitality."
You don't mind doing Intimacy even though you know its a guy who is behind that hot YuLing with the tight...
You think buying pots is normal.
You put stones in your pockets and shoes in the hope that it would make them glow.
You believe Manta Rays can fly.
You have destroyed your garden looking for Nectar and Emenagogue Herbs.
You have named your Yao Jing after your girlfriend.
You spend more money on your Yao Jing than your girlfriend.
Your Yao Jing now has your newest ex-girlfriend's name because you played with your Yao Jing more than her.
You keep the Yao Jing instead of your "uglier" ex-girlfriend.
You are jealous of your Yao Jing's rock hard Golem.
You cry whenever you see your Yao Jing dead.
You always blame the Golem.
You ask your officemates to form a Random Party to kill the Boss for his Mold.